Chris Michael Shea

(aka @tierack on Twitter)

Co-host of A Fine Show, Indeed, Wednesdays, 8:30pm, at Bushwick Public House

8 Things Bears on Railroad Tracks Say

1. Choo-choo, I’m a train!

Bear 1

2. All aboard!

Bear 2

3. Look down and step carefully over the gap as you enter or exit the train.

Bear 3

4. Stand clear of the closing doors.

Bear 4

5. Tickets please!

Bear 5

6. Assaulting a conductor is a federal offense and carries a minimum sentence of 5 years.

Bear 6

7. If you see something, say something.

Bear 7

8. We are being held by the train’s dispatcher because of train traffic ahead.

Bear 8

07 September 2015